Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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