That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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