Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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