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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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