I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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