I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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