Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
So much rum. So many feels.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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