There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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