we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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