i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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