when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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