forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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