What tipped you off? The sombrero?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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