Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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