I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
