If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
My dick has a subreddit
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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