Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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