we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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