That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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