Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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