I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You need Xanax blowdarts
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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