Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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