so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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