I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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