FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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