that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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