with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Randomize