Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I think people are normalizing furries
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