I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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