Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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