what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
my nose is crying tears of wow.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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