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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer

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  Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can

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• (830): View more from Texas

  Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless

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  Worth it.

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.

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