You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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