Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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