He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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