i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
