Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
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You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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