if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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