Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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