In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize