I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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