I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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