Buhtt sex?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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