Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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