Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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