There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
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Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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