She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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