When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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