It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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