I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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