You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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