Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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