dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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