they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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