The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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